Friday Funny…The Evolution of the Writer Butt

If you don’t think authors have a butt evolution due to all that lovely time we spend sitting – you are so wrong. Here is my interpretation on the subject (those super crazy workout buffs not included):

One month before starting Manuscript #1

(__Y__)

One month after starting Manuscript #1

(___Y___)

One month before finishing Manuscript #1

(_____Y_____)

One month after finishing Manuscript #1

(________Y________)

One month before starting Manuscript #2 and swearing off chocolate

(______Y______)

One month after starting Manuscript #2 and inserting hidden compartment in desk for chocolate

(________Y________)

One month before finishing Manuscript #2 and attempting to balance laptop on treadmill

(_____Y_____)

One month after finishing Manuscript #2 and celebrating with chocolate

(________Y________)

 

You can see where I’m going here. If your writer butt doesn’t evolve even just a little bit, you must be a freak of genetically gifted nature, or you truly have mastered writing on your treadmill. In either case, your butt is lucky. I envy it.

 

Happy Writing!

 

 

 

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